Guest villain: a flashy 'money influencer' selling get-rich-quick schemes

Goldie Grouper

Oily, grinning one-off con artist who calls everyone 'champ', promises guaranteed riches and shows off a rented yacht. All talk: panics the moment anyone asks a real question.

“Guaranteed, champ!”

Goldie Grouper

Special abilities

  • Talks very fast
  • Rents a different yacht every day
  • Disappears when you ask for proof

Moods

Goldie Grouper happyhappy
Goldie Grouper shockedshocked
Goldie Grouper smugsmug
Goldie Grouper worriedworried

Episodes with Goldie Grouper

Guaranteed, Champ!get-rich-quick and crypto schemes

Guaranteed, Champ!

Guaranteed money? Guaranteed scam.

Phishmael Takes the Baitseason finale

Phishmael Takes the Bait

Anyone can be fooled. Everyone can help.

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